cookie crisp puts me in a good mood :]
i feel so mischievous. it's not even breakfast!
look at me, all eating my cereal like a bad ass.

oh, i have a meeting on friday.
i hope i'm free...
bloody scheduling.

what is the next show i'm doing?
The Odyssey.
great.
if i get cast as Polyphemus, i'm poking someone's eye out.
... i realize that pun sounded so set up... but i promise you, it wasn't.
it was.
i'm a liar.

i think i'll go rethink my life now.